So in the process of cleaning this blog up, pulling out some fluff and doubling the speed, I ran across a several bits of “extra” code that are a quite a lot less than necessary…

     Can someone please tell what this mean?

… [This plugin] is in the 2.6 version of WordPress after the automatic accession to the revised edition of the journal preservation cause, you modify a log of each, will add a revision, if you modify many times, log on the few speeches, it will be a very frightening number!If you have 100 on the log, your revisiong redundancy may be as many as 1,000 articles!

[This plugin] is the end came, to delete a large number of redundant revision to increase the speed of implementation of the SQL statement, WordPress upgrade the speed there is a lot of benefits!

Thank you for your useing. I hope this will give you convenient plug-ins!

     I has a loss…

     And if you think the Engrish is bad, you should see the math it does…

Now You have 838 posts ,Up to now [this plugin] has deteted 1042 post revision of dedundancy,it’s easy . Wish happy ending !

     Regardless of how many times I run it, 838 != 1042.

(Courtesy of XKCD)

     Another week of Hell down, with the next round starting in about eleven hours.

     WordPress bugged and posted a completely random draft last night that wasn’t anywhere near complete and made absolutely no sense.  It’s been sitting there for at least a week in draft mode, and was perfectly happy… but this morning at 5-something AM, it just decided, all by itself, to go live.  I know that I didn’t do it and just forgot because I was playing Uno on Xbox Live all night… Ahh, well.  Yet another mysterious bug to track down…

     I had two stupid visitors from Leslie County this week.  I took a souvenir from Friday’s Fool, and left him with a few of his own in the form of pain and bleeding.  Neither of them will ever be back.  Apparently, while either before or while I was busy with that asshat, they messed with my car.  And that, itself, is the ultimate pansy thing to do, and speaks volumes to the severe lack of balls that these idiots possess.

     An old friend and customer of mine died on the 1st after a long battle with cancer.  Fifty-nine years old, the sort of person who treats everyone like they’re her kid.
     I couldn’t bring myself to go to the memorial service today.  I’m not handling things as well lately because I’ve been too on-edge, worried and crushed.

     On a brighter note…

     I slept for the first time in three weeks. 

     And …

     Rich and LissaKay got married last week.  They’re both great people, and they deserve some serious congratulations.  I wish them both the best.

     Okay, so I’m browsing software today, and I see this incredible plugin:

blog, new beginnings, new plugin. My latest plugin, the WordPress Politically Correct plugin, PC plugin for short, is a fitting plugin for today’s 2.0 bloggers. Turning your blog into something your mother would be proud of has never been easier.

Like it’s name suggests, the PC plugin gets rid of all the non PC language on your blog.

     Yep, sure as excrement, it works.  I should maybe use something like that on my Contact form, seeing as how so many of those less than intelligent, copulating extremely ill-mannered people keep sending me the most mean-spirited cow excrement I’ve ever had to copulating read.

     A few people have asked where the comment avatars went lately …

     Well, the old suggestion was, “Sign up for MyBlogLog and it’ll pull them from there,” but Yahoo screwed that up recently.

     The best suggestion now is to go to Gravatar and sign up … you can even add multiple e-mail addresses, each with its own picture if you like, to your primary account.

     So check it out … It’ll work automagically on thousands of WordPress-based sites out there, as well as a lot of other places you might not expect…

     Ya know, I saw a random bug report in the WordPress forums about the Search Everything plugin with no actual description about what the bug was.  It just had a code snippet and said “108.”  No explanation, no fix… Just a complaint that says “108.”

     In SE-Admin.php, change Line 108 from:

<p><input type=”checkbox” id=”search_drafts” name=”search_drafts” value=”true”  <?php if($options['SE4_use_draft_search'] == ‘true’) { echo ‘checked=”true”‘; } ?>

     To:

<p><input type=”checkbox” id=”search_drafts” name=”search_drafts” value=”true”  <?php if($options['SE4_use_draft_search'] == ‘true’) { echo ‘checked=”true”‘; } ?> />

     Of course, while you’re at it, you can fix Line 102 from:

<p>     <input type=”checkbox” class=”SE_text_input” id=”appvd_comments” name=”appvd_comments” value=”true”  <?php if($options['SE4_approved_comments_only'] == ‘true’) { echo ‘checked=”true”‘; } ?>

to

<p>     <input type=”checkbox” class=”SE_text_input” id=”appvd_comments” name=”appvd_comments” value=”true”  <?php if($options['SE4_approved_comments_only'] == ‘true’) { echo ‘checked=”true”‘; } ?> />

     After doing that, some of the check boxes will actually show and work on the Settings page…