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The Reason KY is Fucked Up

Mark — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 09:39:12 +0000

Boy meets girl. Girl was raised to stand up for herself, take “nothing from no man.”

Girl meets boy. Boy was raised he can do no wrong. He slaps her in the mouth and calls her a bitch.

Girl kicks the shit out of boy, in a way only girls do. Boy gets pissed off, and either hits her once or beats her harder, but always runs to mommy, because mommy always said, don’t marry a girl who does that.

Mommy does that. Or, at least, would have, the first 738 times.

But she reassures Boy that’s it’s okay, because all women are whores, sluts, bitches, white trash, trailer trash, nutjobs, drug addicts or otherwise. Boy can do no wrong. So Boy continues to ….

Girl is now a mommy. And she should take no shit from no man. And she raises kids. She teaches the girls Mommy. She teaches the boys they can do no wrong.

Houston … We have a problem.

Where was daddy?

Because Grandma always wants those grandchildren…

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Move Over, Herbal Essence…

Mark — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 23:00:44 +0000

Now there’s something for the guys. Although, there may be some unintended side-effects…

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The Politically Incorrect Guide to Internet Dating (NSFW)

Mark — Sun, 16 May 2010 23:00:13 +0000

If you’re offended, not to worry. He does explain Men towards the end. Not safe for work due to language. Also not safe for mixed crowds or longstanding, harmonious relationships.

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Want to Spice Up Your Game?

Mark — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 14:00:33 +0000

Oh, no, not that kind of game. I meant your Xbox 360 game. Yes, a new service called GameCrush allows socially inept video game junkies to play Halo and Modern Warfare 2 with “hot chicks” for around $1 per minute.

It is worth noting, however, that the best way to actually meet “hot chicks” is to turn off the Xbox, put down the Hot Pockets™, leave the basement, get some fresh air . . . perhaps a tan . . . *cough*

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Ladies, Please…

Mark — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:06:36 +0000

A number of people have made fun of me over the years for hanging around, acting like an idiot, and not “enjoying” what’s right in front of me. I laugh about it, too, because, sure, it makes me a bit of an anomaly.
Every once in a while, somebody’ll come along who gets really angry about it, taking it as a personal affront because I won’t sleep with them. Why is that?

I think it all boils to down to one thing: Lack of self-esteem.

Sure, that’s something that everyone, if they’re honest, struggles with from time to time. But man, I don’t know what it is about the Internet, in particular, that attracts so many people who have such dangerous issues with self-esteem that it creates such narcissism alongside it.

“You don’t find me attractive? What the hell is wrong with you? I can get any man to sleep with me!”

I’m totally used to seeing guys act like that, especially if they’re from Kentucky (*tongue firmly in cheek*). But this has happened several times, and from some pretty damned gorgeous women, at that. Women who should have had no hard luck finding someone to sleep with, so I mean, why fixate on me to begin with?

All of them have had one thing in common: they never realized that they were attractive.

They found fault in themselves where others wouldn’t, faults which were usually reinforced by their families, by the last asshole they were married to, or the idiot they just broke up with a few weeks ago… It’s sad.

And as much as I’d love to be able to just label them, “Stupid bitch!” and go on, I don’t. I know where it comes from. I file them in the “CAUTION: Has Issues” file in my head, until they manage to graduate to a different file. Everybody has issues, but it’s the severity, and what we do them, that’s the make-or-break point.

But I’ll tell ya one thing… I’m more than a little sick of paying for the mistakes that every other man has made. I shoot straight. I don’t lead anyone on. You know the deal beforehand. Ruining friendships, relationships, or even families, by involving myself in little jealousy wars just isn’t my thing, ya know?
I have my own convictions, and I stick to them.

Take an honest look at yourself. Identify your strong points, but don’t get arrogant. And maybe, just maybe, you can be beautiful too.