If only I’d read this before voting…
(http://jonswift.blogspot.com/2008/11/why-mccain-will-win.html)
I mean, damn, I got a stiffy just thinking about it…
No, not her, you dolt… Coffee… Oh, man, some fine, smooth Kenyan or an Ethiopian Harrar…
Oh, god, it’s been soooo long…
So all of you on the west coast?
VOTE FOR COFFEE!!!!!
Seems I’m not the only one being assaulted by Internet, Telephone and Snail Mail… This comes to me from Pennsylvania:
Barack Hussein Obama, and croanies… comitting crimes daily such as f$%*ing harassment….. Every 5 minutes yesterday…. f$%* it I unplugged my phone now… because I am being literally harassed by them. I have called the DNC, and other PACs, telling them to stop calling me, and that as far as they know, their harassment, which still continues by the way, has made me decide to vote McCain.
So yeah, I called the popo to file a criminal complaint against Barack Obama ‘08, and teh DNC!!!!
To make my case, I even recorded the calls to the groups, and clearly stated I was recording the call for my records, and that I do not want them to call me, and that further calls would result in my filing a criminal complaint.
So its done, I have reported Barack Hussein Obama’s criminal acts!!!!
Good luck!
I’ll bet you can guess who I didn’t vote for today.
As for those bashing me over and over by Contact Form, mistakenly calling me a McCain supporter, it’s not my fault your Party of Choice put up such a stooge of a candidate.
The Truth is revealed here:
So take your Liberal schtick and shove it up your ass so your head has some company, okay?
I actually did something I’ve never done before…
I voted NONE OF THE ABOVE!
I cast my write-in vote: Mickey Mouse for President!
Know why?
Because I live in a country where I CAN.
It’s my RIGHT to do so.
And THAT is what VOTING is all about.
(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnKmyRrvpnM)
Do I have voter’s remorse?
Damn straight I do.
Because if I’d thought about it, I would’ve put Me as Henry Rollins running mate.
Remember what I said:
If you don’t vote, you have no right to bitch.
’nuff said.
Barack Obama thinks we’re all idiots, and if we believe his bullshit, then we are.
This morning, to the applause of his supporters, I heard both him and Al Gore go on about how he “voted against the war Iraq.”
How the Hell could Obama have voted against the war in Iraq when he only came into office in 2005?
And surely Paul Street and I are not the only people who remember that not only did Barack Obama support the war in Iraq, he wasn’t “ruling out the nuclear option” even though we have to “pull out now.” Pull out now, give up, and nuke the place, huh?
There’s some great foreign policy…
And right now, with the WORLD economy in upheaval, foreign policy is just a little more important than our current problems, because a bit of diplomacy and trade might be a damn good way to pull us out of recession and restore the American people’s faith in our dollar…
Seriously, is it safe to be conservative?
I mean, last night, standing in the checkout line, an upper-middle-aged woman remarked about “all the books” about the presidential candidates.
“There are like fifteen for Obama, one for that racist and three for that whore.”
I looked at her out of the corner of my eye, but not enough she would have noticed.
“And I’m voting for Obama, not that stupid whore!” she continued.
Ummm … I think her logic was faulty …
Didn’t she mean that she wasn’t going to vote for “that stupid racist?”
“You’d have a f#$*ing idiot to vote for that bitch!”
Wow … Well, I actually agreed that you’d have to be an idiot to vote for any “bitch” in this election, considering it’s actually two men running…
Looks some liberals don’t even know who’s the front runner any more…
I’m a little confused by all the “Vice President” bashing, anyway. Back in 1991 and 1995, nobody liked Al Gore, either. Clinton supporters would always be first to let everyone know, “It’s not like Gore is gonna be President, anyway! Who cares?”
So why does Palin matter so much now that the tables are turned?
One word: asshats.
