“Hey, Mark, Where ya Been?”
August 20th, 2007 at 11:48 pm by Mark SteelTags: drugs, healthcare, humor, innuendo, sex, sickness, women
Well, last Tuesday afternoon, I felt really, really tired all of a sudden. Zacque and I hit Barley’s for a burger and a beer, and by the end of that late lunch, I felt like I was ready to fall over dead. I came home, and fell asleep until Wednesday.
Wednesday, I felt like hammered Hell. My throat was on fire, swollen, and no amount of anything would make it feel better. Zacque drug me out to Sitar for an Indian feast, which made me feel quite a bit better that night…
Unfortunately, by Thursday night, I required medical attention for a skyrocketing fever and an inability to swallow.
Yep … Strep throat. Bad.
On Friday, my personal hotti—err, nurse, rather — showed up to assist me with the healing process. On Saturday night, she looked me dead in the eyes and said, “Well, I may be a Kentucky Wildcat, but you’re always a Volunteer!” *melt!*
Mmmhmm… So I was repeatedly mauled by said Kentucky Wildcat, but she took it a little easier on me than the last few weekends. Resulting injuries were minor, and can only be described as an attempted suffocation followed by a near drowning. *cough* I mean, hey, who needs nose cartilage, anyway, right? *cough*
Anyway … *cough* Ahem! … she fixed me up as best she could, kept me hydrated, fed me well, made sure I slept (*snicker*), oversaw my medication (Advil & Penicillin), and took very good care of me… Right down to the point this morning where I hacked out a mass of infection from between my tonsils and adenoids that was damn near the size of a friggin’ marble… I mean, OMFG, no wonder my throat was hurting so bad!
And so, in feeling a little better, and the fact that we both had lives that we needed to get back to, I was really heartbroken to see her leave today… :-( *snif*
And still, I slept some more…
So, hopefully, over the next couple of days, I’ll get back into the swing of things.
I don’t get sick often — discounting the maybe-once-a-year sinus issue or something — but when I do, I get damn sick. And it’s almost always some kinda funky-ass, in-the-wild bacteria, which is probably a good reason for me to stop hanging out in the woods, eating raw meat and wild produce, washing it down with water from mountain streams… but…
I’ve done it all my life, ya know?



