This one beats July’s winner, Anita Little-Ganus, who isn’t even bi-curious.
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The cheers to Copy Editing. It just doesn’t get much better than this.
Apparently, that tired Gay must be dissappointed in the last Presidential election, too…
Tip: Well deserved kudos to Sara @ DailyShite for this incredible find.
BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
On February 3rd, 2010, armed with a black t-shirt with the words, “Life is too Short to Listen to Shitty Music,” Facebook user “Coral Anne” started a group called, “Can this pickle get more fans than Nickleback?”
Some pedantic Twits have refused to join the group, due to the intentional mispelling of the band’s name, and labeled the group simply, “Stupid.” Apparently, they didn’t bother to read the Info page (much like that of “Sorry, I’m allergic to bullshiit,” which some people wouldn’t join because of the intentional misspelling, since Facebook won’t allow you to create a page with the word “bullshit” in the title — how’s that for bullshit?). In fact, the reason is simple:
I am fully aware that I misspelled Nickelback as “Nickleback” in the name of the page. This is because Facebook doesn’t allow you to put the word Nickelback in the name of a page because I guess if someone did it would be copyright infringement.
A mere hour ago, the message was posted on the site’s information Wall:
WE ARE ALMOST THERE!!! I’m at work right now.
here’s the deal, you guys need to report this when it happens to ALL radio stations in your area! My work is playing 102.9 K-Lite FM, and they do play Nickelback all the time, so whoever tells them will be in my heart!!
But, at approximately 11:30PM US/Eastern, it happened. The Pickle’s Page now boasts over 1,413,826 Facebook fans, compared to Nickelback’s 1,413,495 fans.
A mere Seventeen days, and Coral Anne has managed to secure over 1.4 Million fans. An incredible feat! I am thinking some record company should should hire this girl for PR, however, I’m sure that even though she’s dwarfed their records with no Commercial airplay, she’d also decline due to the fact that the majority of Commercial music just sucks a giant left nut.
But, ya know, Coral Anne, if you get bored — I can think of a few places where I might be able to utilize your skills!
(* Shutup, perverts. I meant for work, not that. I happen to think her twisted sense of humor and incredible Viral Marketing skills could be exceptionally beneficial. *)
And now on to Step #2: Getting the Pickle to host Saturday Night Live.
It’s no big secret I haven’t been reading a lot of other blogs for a while. It’s not because I’m a selfish ass, it’s just about time. Well, that, and that I can’t find an RSS reader I like. Quite honestly, I wish I had a nipple on my ass just for Google Reader. While it works well for many, I have nothing but problems with it.
I’ve been hitting a lot of tangent reads, however, while look at stats, and I’ve come across some that are just fit right in with my own twisted sense of humor.
FU, Penguin is it absolutely brilliant. As an animal lover, I just can’t help but look at the beautiful pictures, and think about all the wonderful things this author has to say about each one of God’s creatures. It just warms my heart, and sometimes, even gives me a woody.
I love this blog so much, that I may actually buy the book rather than downloading it from Limewire.
I found this next blog due to some 17-year-old prick from Michigan writing a crap article about the Ten Five Worst Blogs Ever. Apparently, his math skills were as bad as his authorship. I think it comes from buying too many fake drugs from 8 Mile. So STFU, kiddo. Eminem you are not. And neither is Eminem.
And thus is the introduction to one of my new favorite reads, The Worst SEO Blog Ever!, however SEOHack hasn’t written in days because he’s too busy microblogging stupid shit on Twitter. If he could pull his head out of his rectum for five minutes, I’d actually like to have a chat with him, because, as the blog suggest, his SEO Blog is tremendously poor, while his SEO Skill is extremely high. Irreverent, intelligent, and insightful as it may not be, I thoroughly enjoy reading it.
And while we’re on the subject of finely attuned, irreverent link-whores, we certainly can’t forgot our good friend Fracas, who’s closed her old wordpress.com blog in favor of her own domain so that she can put up ads to her heart’s — and pocket book’s — delight.
Don’t spend all those pennies in one place, Fracas, mah dear. I mean, seriously, one good Snickers bar, and the blog fund will be broke all over again. 
Ahh, the Internet is a fun place.
(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTJVK8_nWd0)
Good night, and good luck.
While the media keeps going off to castigate Fort Hood as a violent military installation, do remember that it houses nearly 50,000 people. It’s less a Base than a medium-sized small town. It’s also on the outskirts of the small city of Killeen, Texas.
Please keep this in mind when you listen to this “bullshit” that Media keeps portraying about “so much violence in recent years.” At least half of said violence has been caused by people who didn’t even belong there, much more in off-base apartments, etc. etc. Its “record of violence” is miniscule when compared to “business as usual” in many average towns of the same size, so these assertions by Media — made because they have nothing REAL to report — are becoming pretty ridiculous.
In the meantime, for those who *have* the heart and soul that our media seems to lack…
We watch. We listen. And we care.
And I hope to hear from some people soon…
