…and it Always Comes in Threes

December 30th, 2008 at 1:04 pm by Mark
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     Yep, it always comes in threes.

     I’ve often wondered why, given a few hours after the Wildcat and I talk, that a shitstorm starts.  I have a pretty good idea why right now, given the events of yesterday.  And an even better idea, given an unexpected Christmas Card a few weeks ago from someone who couldn’t've possibly known my address.

     And thusly, one of said objects of harrassment will no longer have the ability to harrass me any more, thanks to multiple, disparaging emails (both to me and the Wildcat), detailed weblogs and a printed phone record showing some 33 telephone calls from the same number in a period of an hour and a half.
     And from what I was told, “Shit rolls downhill.  Be nice to see where it ends up.”

     Again, I raise my finger in salute!  Oh, and Victory. ;-)

Hey, Happy Holidays, Asshat!

     You mess with the bull long enough, eventually you’re gonna get the horns.  Oh, and I hold that one-fingered “Victory!” sign once more in your Honor!

     I won’t say, “Revenge is sweet,” because it’s not really revenge.  But it’s a truly wonderful Holiday gift to finally see some people in the process of getting back what they deserve.  Chalk up another one to “Stupid Criminals.”  :-)

     Oh, so nice to see ‘em getting a taste of their own medicine.  Ya know, I had a perfectly clean criminal record until this year.  Kinda makes ya wonder — how does one get to be this age without having so much as a traffic violation on there?
     Maybe it’s because everything is being based on groundless accusations and bullshit by a group of small-town fucknuts who would do absolutely anything — and tell any number of bold-faced lies — in an effort to hold onto their Personal Slave…?

     Simplest answer wins… This just lends credence to my theory that overall, people are more honest in cities.  It’s pretty much impossible to get away with anything in a place where no less than fifty people will see you do it.  Proximity creates conscience.
     You can also draw your own parallels to Parenting, Church and any number of other things.

     But rather than get all analytical about it, I’m gonna sit back and laugh maniacally, and continue to develop my Master Plan to take over the World. ;-)

The Nerve of Some Thieves

December 29th, 2008 at 2:39 pm by Mark
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     First, you get access to one of my accounts.  Then you try and charge a bunch of things on my credit card, which ended up costing me a few hundred dollars.  Then you lie about it.  On top, you add insult to injury with your slanderous mocking.  For what?  To give away your identity completely and leave a paper trail long enough to make an open-and-shut case for prosecution?

     I don’t even have to lift a finger… except maybe this one:

Who's laughing now?

     As I mentioned before, I’ve had enough.  You fully well deserve to take responsibility for your actions.  It’s not like you’re underage or anything.

     And thus, you get filed under “Stupid Criminals.”

     Happy Holidays, thief!

Mickey Mouse for President!

November 4th, 2008 at 4:13 pm by Mark
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     Seems I’m not the only one being assaulted by Internet, Telephone and Snail Mail… This comes to me from Pennsylvania:

Barack Hussein Obama, and croanies… comitting crimes daily such as f$%*ing harassment….. Every 5 minutes yesterday…. f$%* it I unplugged my phone now… because I am being literally harassed by them. I have called the DNC, and other PACs, telling them to stop calling me, and that as far as they know, their harassment, which still continues by the way, has made me decide to vote McCain.

So yeah, I called the popo to file a criminal complaint against Barack Obama ‘08, and teh DNC!!!!

To make my case, I even recorded the calls to the groups, and clearly stated I was recording the call for my records, and that I do not want them to call me, and that further calls would result in my filing a criminal complaint.

So its done, I have reported Barack Hussein Obama’s criminal acts!!!!

     Good luck!

     I’ll bet you can guess who I didn’t vote for today.

     As for those bashing me over and over by Contact Form, mistakenly calling me a McCain supporter, it’s not my fault your Party of Choice put up such a stooge of a candidate.

     The Truth is revealed here:

I CAN’T STAND JOHN MCCAIN!

     So take your Liberal schtick and shove it up your ass so your head has some company, okay?

     I actually did something I’ve never done before…

     I voted NONE OF THE ABOVE!

     I cast my write-in vote: Mickey Mouse for President!

     Know why?

     Because I live in a country where I CAN

     It’s my RIGHT to do so.

     And THAT is what VOTING is all about.

(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnKmyRrvpnM)

     Do I have voter’s remorse?

     Damn straight I do.

     Because if I’d thought about it, I would’ve put Me as Henry Rollins running mate.

Ahh, So This is Why They Pushed Immigration Reform!

November 3rd, 2008 at 3:49 pm by Mark
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     This stuff is still going through the Supreme Court, being re-filed October 30th, 2008.

     I actually took up for the Obama bastard the other day, saying, “Look, there’s enough crap to go off on without making shit up.  He has a Hawaiian birth certificate, born to American mother, so he’s obviously an American Citizen.” 
     However, there is no Ceritificate of Live Birth from the State of Hawaii.  There are documents provided once he and his mother returned to Hawaii from Kenya, documents which clearly state that he was born in Mombassa, Kenya.

     Not a good thing… And WTF?

     Point:  Yes, his mother was American.

     Counterpoint:  His mother would have had to transfer Citizenship to him, therefore making him a Naturalized citizen — not a natural born citizen, and therefore, he is inelligible to be President of the United States of America.

     Furtherpoint:  He was never naturalized, and provides no proof whatsoever that he is an American Citizen at all.

     Due to a preponderance of evidence, I would further suggest that not only Barack Hussein Obama, but the Democratic National Election Committee, should be held on charges of Immigration Fraud and Election Fraud.

     Now, can we deport his ass, please?

     Thank you, drive through…

Suicide Plot Foiled by FBI

October 28th, 2008 at 2:40 am by Mark
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     A few months ago, there were plenty of articles asking, “Is it safe to be Liberal?” because a Unitarian Church got shot up by a nutjob — and member of that same Unitarian Church.

     However, the minute you say you’re Conservative in the least — or point out any common fallacies — the head goes up the ass (that’s what an asshat is) and the ears close on no less than fifty percent of the people around you.  They immediately begin their mind-numbing, chant-like schpiels about how “stupid” GW is (he makes an accidental funny far less than Obama says, “Umm”), about how the war in Iraq is wrong (even though they screamed for ten years, “Save the Kurds!”), how our rights are being taken away every single day (even though the last guy did away with most of them via the 1994 crime bill and line items in many other key bills), how our economy is devastated (while in fact we’re still seeing a stronger stock market and lower inflation than during the Clinton years), and — and here’s the big nasty — that every Republican is a racist (when in fact, most White Supremacist groups are liberal Democrats and card-carrying members of the ACLU).
     And they are zealotous about it…

     Rather, I would ask, “Is it safe to be Conservative these days?”  How could it be, when so many of these people might hang an effigy of a Republican political candidate by a noose?  Or turn into drama queens and call the police on you for voicing your opinion like some people I know
     (I’ll write about that one as soon as court’s over, you have my word!)

     And still, I just can’t figure out why… Why — when two idiot skinheads (Democrats, mind you!), 18 and 20, decide that they’re going to rob a gun store and go out and get themselves killed (their own words!) — is this suddenly turned into an “assination plot against Barack Obama” instead of the suicide mission that they, themselves, expected it to be?

     Thank you, Liberal Media, for yet again going off the deepend and making up stories.  I’ll get to why in a minute…

     These two kids’ so-called plan was to rob a gun store, shoot eighty-eight black men, decapitate eighteen black men, and finally, “die trying” to kill Obama while dressed in White Tuxedos.  Some seriously over-the-top, campy ridiculousness, if you ask me…
     The geniuses were also intelligent enough to chalk Swastikas on their car, for chrissakes. 

     Does the Obama camp really take this suicide plot seriously?

     Well, of course they do…

     Because in the ’90’s when our Republican congressmen were asking for Hate Crime legislation in order to get rid of the growing number of Neo-Nazi Skinheads in our inner cities, they were poo-poo’ed by their Democrat colleagues.  Instead, many of our personal rights to due process and expedience were done away with, and Hate Crime legislation fell by the wayside.
     Thanks to the GW-sponsored Patriot Act — a bipartisan measure, mind you — most of the actions of the White Supremacy asshats fall under the big ol’ guise of “Terrorism” these days.  Kewl!

     But now, Hate Crime legislation is on the table again, and Obama’s all for it.  This little “plot” goes a long way towards validating his cause, too.
     This time, the legislation includes such minor nasties as bitching, complaining and “perceived” threats against pretty much anyone involved in any violent crime.  Let’s say “Joe” is a in a bar, and “Steve” hits Joe.  Joe turns around says, “You stupid friggin’ pollack!” as he hits Steve back.  Steve is from Wisconsin, descended from eastern Europeans, but Joe didn’t know that… So now, Joe’s in danger of going to prison for up to ten years, even in self-defense, because he called Steve a ”pollack.”  Of course, that’s completely up to the discretion of a Washington bureaucrat to make the distinction as to whether or not the State it happened in prosecuted it correctly… And if you asked a Washington bureacrat anything, well… you get the idea.
     It’s a real vote getter, but most people haven’t dug in and taken a look at what these laws actually do… There are already laws for most of this — save taking away peoples’ rights to be scream stupidity during the process — and ear-marking more money and retaining Federal authority to supercede local law enforcement, along with a lot of the other language, makes this some pretty damn problematic legislation.
     And to what end?  What’s the point, besides to get a solid voting base out of a couple of intended target audiences at the inconvenience of everyone else?

     So, hey, get off this “Obama Murder Plot” and let’s call it what it really is:

     Two dumbass kids trying like Hell to get themselves killed.

     “How many skinheads does it take to change a lightbulb?”
     “None… if they bitch loud enough about their right to voice their opinion and that they’re non-violent and don’t have hate in their hearts and the fact that they’re a so-called persecuted race, regardless of facts, the ACLU will do it for them.”
     Pass that Hate Crime legislation, now Skinheads will be protected under codified Law, because if anyone screams, “Screw you, friggin’ Nazi!” while kicking the crap out of the little criminals, they’ll be able to turn that around into a federal crime, too — the “perception” of a Hate Crime Act against the perpetrator of Hate Crimes, in that someone made fun of their supposed German origin.

     Can you say, “Let’s shoot ourselves in the foot!” boys and girls?

     I knew you could…

     I only hope that one of these days, people will wake up and realize that most of the Radicals are on the same side of the fence — they’re just different colors.

     Send them to Guantanamo, dammit!

     That’s what it’s there for!