It’s been an interesting few days, and Halloween seemed just the sort of time to make fun of it.

     Last night, I wore fatigues, combat boots, a black t-shirt and dog tags, and overall looked like a badass Marine.  It’s pretty easy these days, with my #2 haircut and general build anyway.
     I met a friend in the Old City who claimed the be “the mad Arab from Raiders of the Lost Ark!”  Although, given his black robe and turban, and scimatar held up by a wide, red belt, he certainly looked like a skinny reject from Al Queda.
     Being idiots — with his alcohol and my having been awake for at thirty-six hours — we took our chance to hold hands, and skip down the sidewalk together screaming, “We’re the Lefty Liberal Idealists’ Dream!”  At the corner, we stopped, and and started pointing at random passersby, screaming, “You NeoCons!  You didn’t vote for John Kerry!  John Kerry is the smartest man in the world!”
     Fortunately, most people had the good humour to die laughing.  However, we continued until we could no longer scream “Evangelical NeoCons are destroying the world!” with straight faces.  The small mob of people gathering around loved it. 
     I wish I had a video to throw up on YouTube.  Or at least some photos.  I know a couple of people did, so if you’re reading this, please send them my way.

     The infamous Kerry comments were as follows:

Your education, If you make the most of it, you study hard, and you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you, you can do well.  If you don’t, you get stuck in Iraq.

     Ummm… If a=b and b=c, then a=c (purty damn gud algebry for a public skool boy frum Tennessee, ain’t it?)… Then…

     John Kerry said Iraq was another Vietnam.

     John Kerry went on relentlessly about his service in Vietnam.

     Therefore…

     John Kerry didn’t make the most of it, study hard, do his homework or make an effort.

     Thus we know the absolute truth: It wasn’t a NeoCon, Right Wing Conspiracy that caused Kerry to lose the election — it’s because he was a dumbass!

     Unlike our troops, who know the value of good humor:

     I just love ScrappleFace.com’s video:

UPDATE 1:51PM EST:
     Ack!  Michelle Malkin and I must’ve been writing at the same time…  Of course, I was browsing for funny stuff on YouTube before hitting the “Publish” button…
     As for all the K’s in the title … it’s just an ode to Ben Cardin’s Maryland campaign against Black Republican Michael Steele.  It’s amazing the depths the DNC will sink to and still try and pawn off allegations of Racism against their opponents.