blogitude.com » innuendo http://www.blogitude.com Blogging with Attitude Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:31:55 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 Wrong Equipment for Those Emissions… http://www.blogitude.com/2010/03/14/wrong-equipment-emissions/ http://www.blogitude.com/2010/03/14/wrong-equipment-emissions/#comments Sun, 14 Mar 2010 18:31:55 +0000 Mark http://www.blogitude.com/?p=3365      There are so many things wrong with this Craigslist ad:

     Stock … muffler … I guess we know where the scrapes came from … And apparently, Sex Ed is failing in Blount County. 

     Seriously, dude, ya know, if it’s not that hard and loud any more, they do make pills for that…

* Tip to Ripshod for the link

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]]> http://www.blogitude.com/2010/03/14/wrong-equipment-emissions/feed/ 0 This Post is Not About Steve Jobs and the iPad http://www.blogitude.com/2010/01/27/this-post-is-not-about-steve-jobs-and-the-ipad/ http://www.blogitude.com/2010/01/27/this-post-is-not-about-steve-jobs-and-the-ipad/#comments Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:58:15 +0000 Mark http://www.blogitude.com/?p=3297      Note that today’s post is one of the few on the Internet which is not about Steve Jobs’ latest creation, the iPad.  Also note that we will not be making any lame jokes about the iPad Mini, the iPad Maxi or the iPad With Wings.  Also, also note that we will not be making any jokes about the Apple Marketing Department caressing their inner womanhood, ever so slightly at first in a circular motion, then harder while reversing the direction, becoming slightly faster as the heavy breathing begins, harder and faster in the opposite direction, gripping the sheets with the other hand while … wait …
     Sorry, I went off on a tangent.

     The truth is, we here at blogitude.com feel that testosterone-laden innuendo should never be mixed with feminine hygeine products, or the body parts that the afforementioned products are used on.  Especially not when it’s Steve Jobs… 
     Ack, another tangent… only that one did manage to make me throw up in my mouth a bit….

     Now, seriously, back on subject.  Testosterone and feminine products just don’t mix.  The results can be… well… something like this video…

(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s5w6wjY1kU)

     Now, I certainly hope you’ve all learned your lesson.

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(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AZPDNRvqAU)

     But a lot of her audience does…

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(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kclq2zGQy4w)

     But as time progressed, they strayed from innuendo…

(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fWIlBqUNbZU)

     Alas, now the problem seems to have crossed into our borders.  Even our beloved Sesame Street has become a refuge for such perversion…

(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQgB4424SIM)

     Sick and twisted, all of it!  And I, for one, intend to do all I can to draw attention this sort of rampant sexual innuendo!

Note: Hat tip to Anton Olsen for his dilligence in bringing this mtter to my attention.

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redneck mafia Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 9:02am

like we say you can only kick a old dog so many times before it bites!!!! just cause you dont want to be in this family dont mean nothing you born with it!!!!!!!!! [ ... ] leave mark alone now it the only way she quit thinking about him!!!!!!!

redneck mafia Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 9:14am

do not post this comment do not post this comment do not post this comment [ ... ] please do not post this comment or they know who i am please please please please please

redneck mafia Says:
October 12th, 2009 at 10:22am

mark i didn’t post that i left my computer when i went to take a shower and my roomate posted that. it was not me and i know you will find that hard to beleive but its true so please dont hate me because that wasnt me. im sorry and i never do stuff like that.

     It is a travesty.  While other homosexuals worry about issues such as AIDS, Marriage, Workplace Harassment and Hate Crime, this problem seems to have come from absolutely nowhere.
     In fact, it is a problem which will affect their quality of life even more, as it is even more a detriment their ability to provide for themselves and their significant other as it severely diminishes their capability to retain any sort of stable livelihood in a well-paying workplace.

     Apparently, as illustrated above, Poor Spelling, Punctuation and Grammar are also transmissible by sexual contact.  Other symptoms may occur, including a hypersensivity to Apostrophes, which could logically progress into an aversion to Colons.

     Damn, when will the persecution end?

     With any luck, the disease will be contained in Eastern Kentucky.  Stay tuned for further details, and remember — you heard it here first!

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