A Good Day
November 3rd, 2009 at 2:42 pm by MarkTags: happy, humor, laugh, pgm, sarcasm
The shining. The birds are singing. Money is flowing. I have a rather reasonably sized erection. Yes, it’s a good day.
I woke up on the left side of the bed, just like always, because the right side is officially taken by someone who hasn’t even been there in forever and a month.
Some people keep calling me a Monk… to which I reply, “Oh, bite me. I don’t even MAKE beer…”
And so, I intend to keep on waking up on the left side of the bed.
I also intend to take the rest of the day off, because regardless of the fact that I’m unusually happy for no good reason, I know that if I continue to toil in the minefield of work and business, someone will manage to get under my skin and piss me off enough that my Perfectly Good Mood™ is ruined.
And to them, I preemptively say…
“If I wanted any shit from you, I’d squeeze your head.”
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