While Sam focuses on hard news and editorial, I will continue to … Not.

     Back in the early days of a fully public Internet, alone came The Gallery of Foreign Rectal Objects (now defunct) to fill the void of the disgusting.

     These days, there are sites like RankShit, and they’re not for the squeamish.

     While the site isn’t specifically “not worksafe,” I’m sure employers would ask, “Why did you go there?  What is wrong with you?”

     Of course, the creators the site, when asked why they put it up, gave the following response:

You know - we really don’t have an answer for that right now. Check back with us later.

     Of course, that makes about s&#@ for sense, doesn’t it?

     Although, I’m sure the people submitting pictures could use the talents of this guy…

A friend of mine is expecting. Being a parent who was in the delivery room, she had a number of questions and concerns for me to address. One of them was the fear that, as she was told many women do, she might “soil” herself during delivery. I counciled her that she would likely have lots of time to vacate the premises and thus avoid the possibility of this. And, of course, she’d be in such excruciating pain it would not really matter anyway…

But this brought on a thought. I wonder if women ever get attached to this bit of stuff that comes out of them along with the new baby? Maybe they take it home too. Maybe it becomes “one of the twins.” Is this where Mr. Hanky on South Park came from…?