Boy meets girl. Girl was raised to stand up for herself, take “nothing from no man.”

Girl meets boy. Boy was raised he can do no wrong. He slaps her in the mouth and calls her a bitch.

Girl kicks the shit out of boy, in a way only girls do. Boy gets pissed off, and either hits her once or beats her harder, but always runs to mommy, because mommy always said, don’t marry a girl who does that.

Mommy does that. Or, at least, would have, the first 738 times.

But she reassures Boy that’s it’s okay, because all women are whores, sluts, bitches, white trash, trailer trash, nutjobs, drug addicts or otherwise. Boy can do no wrong. So Boy continues to ….

Girl is now a mommy. And she should take no shit from no man. And she raises kids. She teaches the girls Mommy. She teaches the boys they can do no wrong.

Houston … We have a problem.

Where was daddy?

Because Grandma always wants those grandchildren…

If you’re offended, not to worry. He does explain Men towards the end. Not safe for work due to language. Also not safe for mixed crowds or longstanding, harmonious relationships.

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Posted by Mark for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | No comment | Post tags: dating, economics, fat aussie barstard, men, NSFW, online, women

Oh, no, not that kind of game. I meant your Xbox 360 game. Yes, a new service called GameCrush allows socially inept video game junkies to play Halo and Modern Warfare 2 with “hot chicks” for around $1 per minute.

It is worth noting, however, that the best way to actually meet “hot chicks” is to turn off the Xbox, put down the Hot Pockets™, leave the basement, get some fresh air . . . perhaps a tan . . . *cough*

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Posted by Mark for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | 2 comments | Post tags: dating, geeks, IGN, sarcasm, video games, women, xbox

As mentioned in my bio, I have a PsychoMagnet™ permanently implanted in my body. It’s not some cheaply made PsychoMagnet™ that merely attracts people who scream nonsense and drivel for no apparent reason. In fact, this is a top-of-the-line model that makes for some rather interesting situations on a daily basis, thanks in no small part to random strangers who are drawn in from all walks of life. It also has the added discomfort of giving me a positively terrifying dating life. Being a surprisingly laid back, go with the flow, kind of guy, this video helped clarify exactly where I’ve kept going wrong. [ Possibly NSFW ]

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Posted by Mark for Daily Shite, 2010. | Permalink | One comment | Post tags: crazy, dating, NSFW, psycho, sarcasm

The one where the guy takes a shit in the catbox and the girlfriend takes it to the vet to ask what the fuck is wrong with her cat?

That’s funny.