Have your Cake and Eat It Too?
December 1st, 2009 at 12:14 am by MarkTags: asshats, cake, humor, psychology, sarcasm, ubermouth
As usual cake, the Ubermouth saga continues cake with a new twist.
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This cake is one of the most screwed up cake comments I’ve ever seen in my life cake.
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The comment cake was authored by someone who has cake gone well out of her way to cake cause problems for a couple of us here, and this cake comment of hers was probably cake about as good as an apology as we’ll cake ever get.
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Seriously, cake far be it from me cake to poke fun at cake the insane, but it’s pretty cake clear that she’s cake lost the plot.
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I’ll bet cake she even thinks cake I’m using trigger words cake to cause her to cake have a psychotic episode cake.
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I mean, cake I found the post she was cake talking about, and I didn’t even cake write it.
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And nevermind cake it was written on a day cake when two-thirds of the cake country was cooking, and cake most people like desert after their cake meal?
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But was apparently cake subliminal. It was a message cake to Shelly, as dictated by the great and cake powerful Oz, as cake portrayed by another nutjob just outside of cake London, using cake top secret, high level Government technology cake to apparently do something with RSS feeds on an cake infected computer and program people to cake do the the will of cake … of … cake Ubermouth? *cough* cake
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Shelly, dear cake, please adjust your tinfoil hat cake accordingly.
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I do not blog about cake.
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But I am so craving chocolate cake right now …
December 1st, 2009 at 1:48pm
Great. Now you probably rank first for the keyword CAKE. Damn you, now I have to stick to ranking for words like ‘nipples’. Is there no end to your selfishness Mark? Must you have everything? Not happy with getting celebrities pregnant anymore… now you have to own keywords that other regular people might’ve wanted?
I suppose this is your penis’ fault too. I heard it likes cake.
December 1st, 2009 at 2:08pm
ROFL. I clicked on one of your google ads (for bras) and found a listing for bras from ‘FootSmart’. When I went to it, it is indeed a site that sells foot products. I think I’m ordering a bra from them, but not sure if I’m supposed to wear it on my boobs or my feet.
December 1st, 2009 at 8:16pm
[ Begin high-level Government mind control subroutine lol ]
My penis is cake. It isn’t chocolate. And I do not eat cake.
McDonald’s sells apple pies. Not cake.
She sell‘s conspiracy like a screwy car salesman. Fuzzy logic…
Secret Subliminal Logic Puzzle for the Day: If Lewis & Clark found California, isn’t it odd that Lewis and Clerk made 98?S0184*? Does this sound like a Sacrament? O….
ROFLMAO
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:15am
[ /End high-level Government mind control subroutine lol ]
Bras from a Footwear company … interesting … I suppose they come in a D wide?
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:28am
Wow, ya know, I just can’t help but wonder if that was at all helpful.
But whatever. Me, I’m loving this beautiful Google ad for — you guessed it — cake! — over here to the right
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It must be proof of the Conspiracy!
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:53am
oh piss, now i’m fucking hungry . . . . .
December 2nd, 2009 at 2:00pm
MARK… did you have to put that cake ad there? I clicked.. and ended up finding crystal cake trim I’m going to have to buy now. It’s so me. I’d be mad because I’m going to end up spending way too much money clicking your cake ads… but at least they have an affiliate program I can sign up for to help balance it out.
Oy. I’m my own worst enemy. Anyway… I’m off to have a coffee and bit of real chocolate cake. No lie. I made it the other day. Chocolate cake. In the fraccy kitchen. Nom nom.
December 2nd, 2009 at 11:15pm
lol…Mark, I have your cake
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:23am
Bring it.
December 3rd, 2009 at 11:30am
I’m not looking… (covering my eyes)…
Just pretend I’m not here.
December 3rd, 2009 at 6:17pm
LMAO! Gotta love Fracas!
December 4th, 2009 at 9:59pm
lol… maybe someday Mark will ask me to be a best man (groomsman) or something. If not, I’ll just crash but pretend I was invited like Obama’s guests.
December 4th, 2009 at 10:14pm
YOU .. would be welcomed. However, I think the chances of that happening are about as much as being hit by a snowball in Hell.
December 9th, 2009 at 9:51pm
I am still confused about how my post on Thanksgiving ended up in this mess… But now I think I am going to bake a cake, even though I made two German Chocolate cakes on Thanksgiving. So I guess this could be an interesting cake parody verse in the song Alice’s Restaurant which is not about cake. The parody song could start the a cake baking movement even if you are like Mark and don’t eat cake, like cake or even have the desire to think about cake. So I suppose, in general, you should have a big cake and then take a bite of said cake.
*Sorry I I have been writing essays and suffer from a disease that most bas attorneys do…
December 9th, 2009 at 9:53pm
Besides the blog and comments mention two things I both like and dislike at the same time but not necessarily at the same time… CAKE and NIPPLES!!!
December 10th, 2009 at 11:27pm
Zacque likes nipples? Why haven’t you been to the fracas blog then Zacque? I think if you google ‘cold hard nipples’ you will get results for… ta da… the fracas blog.
And you haven’t been there? You slacker.
February 17th, 2010 at 2:57am
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