FahQ of the Day for 07/23/2009
July 23rd, 2009 at 11:22 am by MarkTags: billy connolly, fahq, humor, photos, sarcasm, video
During the course of someone I do not know nor have any connection with bringing some drama to this blog and attempting to cause havoc for no apparent reason, I’ve decided to post a new FahQ of the Day.
Please excuse my “naked beerbelly chest.”
Now, bring on the unsuspecting women! *snicker*
Further photographic enhancement of the above dogtags reveals the following detail:
I wear them with pride. 
This, of course, leads right into the brilliance of Billy Connolly:
(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q41eoZXDb64)
Thank you … drive through!
[ 6:04PM EDT: Proofread Mark's improperly prepared prose. LOL --Sam ]
[ 7:14PM EDT: Prick. --- Mark ]
July 23rd, 2009 at 12:57pm
Sorry, I just skimmed and thought you said Billy Connolly was going to show us his beer-belly and chest?
WHERE IS BILLY CONNOLLY’S NAKED CHEST???
Why oh why did you mislead me???
HAHAHA – I’m JOKKINNNING – look, I’m putting in 1000 winks so that’s clear.
Fuck off, I only did three winks, I got tired…so sue me….and I’m sure when it’s respun, it will be construed that I lied and SAID I’d wink 1000 times, but I only did 3, so that means I’m a horrible person.
All right, everyone FUCK OFF now, Billy’s talking.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:18pm
Well, don’t expect me to do them for ya, ya lazy, lying cyberstalker! ROFLMAO
Kudos for keeping a sense of humor.
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:54pm
Well, what else can you do? lol
Now fuck off, and your “wife” and your fake dogtags!
Mark, you said you only loved ME why are you still talking to your “wife”!!!
You’d better buy me a damn pony to make up for it, I bought you a slingblad. I never got a pony as a child. and don’t think of leaving me…or I’ll come finnnnd you! Tee hee!
Joking again.;)
July 23rd, 2009 at 2:55pm
k, that was slingblade, but you knew that.;)
July 23rd, 2009 at 3:06pm
Ahh … but the fake dogtags are so much funnier than the real ones.
Dear god — yeah, that comment oughtta stir up the nutjobs some more. lol They seem to have issues discerning Sarcasm from Reality.
July 23rd, 2009 at 3:09pm
That’s okay…the same people that don’t realize I’m joking are the types of people that really ARE making those types of above statements to others, above OR behind blog and trying to hide it….only they’re NOT kidding! lol
July 23rd, 2009 at 9:27pm
Damn, every time I drop by to see how you’re doing all I get is another FUCK YOU…cheer up dude! Drop this blog and start something more positive!
I’m just saying…for your own good leave the past behind.
I know…now I’m on your shit list too!
July 24th, 2009 at 1:15pm
Yeah, hi…I’d like to order positives posts too…perhaps something with clowns and midgets for the kiddies?
I’d also like a side of curly fries with mustard, a short stack of pancakes, the guy in the back to stop staring at me, and those kids to stop throwing their fries…did you get all that?
Oh, and the pony…don’t forget the pony!
Hugs
July 24th, 2009 at 1:40pm
Wow, I’m gone for months, come back… and its all the same, but oddly different. I could just sorta pick up where i left off.
Really like a soap opera
As the blogitude turns…
The blogitude and the restofus…
glad to see posts popping up in my emails again
July 27th, 2009 at 6:14am
i think you are hot and i would fuck you in a minute, how ever you want it. I would llllllike it if you sling me on the bed and pull my panties off with your teeth and make me get wet instantlly with just your breath. Then your hands roam my body and i shake with anticipation at what you will do next, hoping it will be slamming your cock into me hard and deep. Call me, please. Or i will have to just hunt you down like the beast you are!
July 29th, 2009 at 1:21am
Umm. Mark. So since your claim to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s baby was stolen right out from under your (toilet) seat… I was just wondering if you’d thought of maybe whether or not Debbie Rowe ever used the same toilet as you? Maybe somewhere, it happened. I mean after all, how many folks think MJ wasn’t the actual father… there must be a guilty toilet seat involved somewhere. Maybe you’ll inherit Neverland?
It could happen.
If so… remember me, k? I’ve always ‘believed’ in you!
July 30th, 2009 at 12:05am
Hell, I had a good laugh.