Asshat of the Day: That Stupid Ass Brother I Don’t Have
October 8th, 2008 at 1:22 am by Mark SteelTags: asshats, drama, family, police, sarcasm
Ya know, it’d be nice to ignore the son of a bitch — ya know, the “brother” who “loves” me, but continues the ridiculous contact despite my repeatedly asking him to fuck off.
When he’s saying he recently loaned me $1000 and e-mailing me that he’s sure I won’t pay it back… It just gets ridiculous, and I cannot help but take the bait to crap like this:
Go ahead and act like we didn’t meet, and I didn’t give you anything. So typical of you. Everyone in the family knows I loaned you money. They know you take advantage of me and you play me. And mom and dad as well. They were going to give you five thousand from the house. I was nice. I called genuinely concerned about you. You twist words, add words, everyone knows it. You said you “wish I was dead”. and I still loan you money I didn’t rip you a new ass with mom and dad YOU DID. All I did was show them the things YOU WROTE ABOUT THEM. You cut your throat. And as far as the thousand, I knew you wouldn’t pay me back anyway. You need help, but I’m not the one. All you do is try to hurt me. Your nice till you get what you want then you try to hurt me. Everytime. I won’t fall for it anymore. It like what’s Mark’s relationships and the 700 billion bailout have in common????? They won’t work.
Pretty funny, considering I haven’t laid eyes on the son-of-a-bitch since that court date a year and a half ago. Hadn’t laid eyes on his dumb ass in at least a year before that. And, they know he runs his fuckin’ mouth where I just stay the Hell away and keep mine shut.
Hey, Dickhead — if you’d loaned me money, maybe I might have been able to get out of jail on my own. Asshat! Thanks for the Bail — NOT! Truly a lousy cocksucker calling yourself my brother, but what a perfect example of Christianity you portray!
Just wanted to let you know I wrote a poem on poetry dot com and they are going to publish it. You inspired it. I have also decided to create my own blog. Look for it coming soon. It’s called blogilude dot com.
Good luck with your blog, you lying sack of shit! Even my Wildcat knows where I’ve been 24-7, so when did this happen, or should I post the rest of your emails, fuckwit? If you lost a thousand, maybe your wife might be interested to know where — judging by your insanity, and your blog-a-lude, I have a pretty good guess.
And seriously — “Everyone in the family knows I loaned you money” — how would they know that except from you running your mouth trying to get out of paying me the money you bet me that I proved that you still haven’t paid?
Lousy cocksucker. Go rot in Hell!
October 8th, 2008 at 2:23am
I know where you’re coming from after listening to the incessant voicemails back in DC and just can’t help but wonder why an asshat like him isn’t dead yet. I recently had a similar situation with my family if you remember the story. They all seem to come out of the woodwork at the same time, don’t they?
October 8th, 2008 at 2:31am
Hey WTF were you in jail for? That never happens.
October 8th, 2008 at 2:41am
Trying to protect someone. Gimme a call. We need to talk. Especially before Thursday. Kinda urgent.
October 8th, 2008 at 7:52am
Hey Asshat junior (sam), this is asshat’s wife..I am also from the DC area, so…ya know, “Murder Capitol of the World?” so I bet you wish everyone were dead there and I bet you lie awake at night scheming of ways to do it. You don’t know this man, and you will never get the privlege of ever knowing this man so shut the @$#@ up!, as for you Mark, Congrats, Hope you are happy, hope you stay happy and just know that I’ve been with your brother for the past four years, and he is happy, he is sober and he is sane, and YOU CAN BET that IF he did say, oh I don’t know, drop a thou? I’d be the first one to know. You really should check out his Blog, it’s about dysfunctional families and brothers that disowned theirs, kinda like yours only…you know…better.
October 8th, 2008 at 10:19am
Well, that’s nice, Laura (I mean Joe — that’s so obviously you), but he’s the one claiming that “everyone in the family knows” that he “loaned” me “money” and I’d just love to know when *that* happened. And if you had any backbone and integrity in you whatsoever, you’d put that rumor to rest. And it might be good to deliver you the emails and voicemails that he’s been sending me and let you sort out how “sane” and “sober” he is. Nevermind dishonest and lying.
You people — the whole lot of you — can fuck off. I did *not* disown my family, thank you. I tried and tried and tried, and all I got was screwed. And if that *is* actually *you* Laura, you should be ashamed of yourself getting all your information secondhand, because I would think if there’s one person who knows what it’s like to be castigated and lied about by your own family, it would be you.
October 9th, 2008 at 5:37am
Sounds like a little reflection to me, Laura. How many people have you schemed to kill? I’m from South Florida but worked in DC for many years. As for your “husband” I was around and attest to the multiple telephone calls made by your significant other threatening murder and suicide both to Mark’s voicemail at a Government office and to his home phone, something you probably know a little about. Seeing as how this bad behavior has continued for years it’s laughable to call that “sane” and “sober” when he admits in “recent” voicemails that he’s “wasted” and apologizing for being “not right.” It’s apparent that you should look into that situation read the emails I’ve been privy too because the slander that he’s loaned Mark money is laughable where the other emails prove that no such meeting has happened to facilitate the supposed loan he’s talking about now.
I know that this falls on deaf ears since you’re in fact the husband and not the wife that you claim to be. As an attorney, I’d advise you that you’ve dug hole for yourself which you should be trying to get out of than deeper into. Your continued slander, death threats and libel by voicemail and email only prove to make your story even more inconsistent. It’s sad that you call yourself a human being, and a worse travesty to call yourself this man’s brother.
October 9th, 2008 at 7:18am
Once upon a time I gave a shit.
October 10th, 2008 at 12:13am
Man, I didn’t read your reply this morning because I had a lot of other things I was trying to get done … but thanks. I appreciate that. Please let me know how I can get hold of you … got some things we need to work out.
October 10th, 2008 at 9:31am
Oh, Jesus …
*I* should be straight with *you*??? The whole deal started over the hospital??? Excuse me???
And even while saying, you don’t want to contribute to *my* problems, you’re telling me that you’re going to show someone what I wrote about you, and still claiming to have “loaned” me money when you know damn well you haven’t given me a dime, and couldn’t have because you haven’t even *seen* me since April 2007??? What kinda of crack are you smoking, boy???
No, what you’re doing is writing things and leaving voicemails to attempt to substantiate your BULLSHIT!!! Seriously, dude — you cannot expect anything but a bad reaction given the crap you have done and say.
What kind of “brother” points a gun at his brother’s wife and plays with the trigger the first time he meets her? What kind of “brother” threatens to kill his own brother for twenty years? What kind of “brother” calls his brother a “disgrace” every chance he gets? What kind of “brother” calls his brother AT WORK for years on end with this crap? What kind of “brother” constantly threatens and harrasses his brother? What kind “brother” says, “I loaned you money and everyone in the family knows it” when you know damn well you’ve done no such thing? And what kind of “brother” would get on a witness stand under oath and lie his ass off about his own brother?
As for my telling you I wish you were dead, you’re a flat out liar — I told you, “You’re dead to me.” But the temptation to post every damn e-mail and every damn voicemail you’ve ever left me, along with my replies, is pretty tempting despite that.
I have nothing to hide here, shithead. And if you lost money, it might be a good time to come clean to your wife.
October 10th, 2008 at 3:18pm
Ok, this is driving me crazy…
I’d like to announce that on October 6th, 2008, I loaned Mr. Mark Steel $187.00. On October 8th, Mr. Steel paid me back, in full, as per our agreement.
Receipts available upon request.
Now boys and girls, what’s the moral of this story…
“you get more flies with honey than you do with vinegar, so be sweet”
“when you hear rumors flying, consider the source”
“if you dont have something nice to say, dont say anything” (especially when you know the tape is rolling)
and lastly…
“keep your damn receipts”
the obnoxia is thick…where are those VOTES…
October 16th, 2008 at 11:34pm
Boy, you are so getting ready to have a kentuckywildcat tear your ass up…LEAVE MARK ALONE!