I love the word “quare!” I have an uncle who says it, mostly on purpose, most of the time, especially when he’s telling a “quare” joke!

You should hear him also use GOrilla in that joke about the horny man whose wife always had a headache! Yep, this guy was a little quare, but one night he took his wife out for a ride, after being turned down, and took her to the zoo, broke in, and shoved her into the cage with a horny GOrilla and said, “Now tell that big sumbitch you gotta headache!”

Sumpin’ lik’at!