Asshat of the Day: Ashwin Khanna
August 24th, 2007 at 7:42 am by MarkTags: ashwin-khanna, asshats, humor, insults, money, sarcasm, scams, video
Apparently, Ashwin Khanna, the illustrious “Win $2500 for posting about my blog!“, is well on his way to being labeled “notorious.”
Ashwin, henceforth known as “Asswin,” is nothing more than an 18-year-old, aspiring scam artist from London who seems to think it’s okay to use bullshit tactics to improve his search engine ranking … much like our last Asshat of the Day recipient, Steve Gallay, who used everyone who participated in a “Win $50!” contest to improve his search engine ranking by posting very little information about a missing child with links to his homepage instead of to an informative artcle.
What Serr8d said about Gallay applies perfectly to Asswin Khanna, as well:
…he’s definitely a royal flush of an asshat…
(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBsQFp6ZKS8)
Just to let you know, Asswin, you’re only 18 and have an entire life of fraud ahead of you. Nice to know you’ve started out so well! I mean, what’s next? Impossible-to-win footy boards? A small pawn-and-loan-slash-fencing-operation there in Barnet? Maybe a few billion e-mails asking for assistance in helping you get the money out of the bank account of a dead relative?
Seriously, Asshat, what you’ve done is Fraud, plain and simple. I hope someone takes a whiz in your Shreddies.
Tips: Contest Blogger, My New Hustle, Fracas
August 24th, 2007 at 1:15pm
Hey dude, awesome post, thanks for the link man!
August 24th, 2007 at 1:31pm
Good show Mark. I think everyone needs to delete their links and/or turn them into links to Contest Blogger so that not only does he lose his ranking at Technorati, but he’s shamed to the point of having to hide in a fraccing cave somewhere.
I don’t enter stuff to win, so that part I don’t give a frac about. A few extra links from something like that and I’m happy… but honestly, there are way better ways to get links than that. I can think of several honest ways to get links (and I have as a matter of fact, just watch fracas in the next few weeks.. gotta blog tease a bit first) so it figures that he’d be 18. Too fraccing immature to use his brain for anything other than shit.
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