Flirting 103: It Takes Confidence

July 27th, 2007 at 2:08 pm by Mark Steel
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     “Hi, I’m Mark.  Can I borrow your breasts for a few hours?  I’ll give ‘em back….”
     *blank look*  “Are you serious?”
     “Unless you wanna let me hold ‘em for a while…”
     *laughter*  “If I could get rid of them for a few hours, I’d be so happy… I’m actually getting tired of carrying them around!”
     “So I can hold ‘em for a while?”  *grin*
     “Ready when you are…” *smile*

Breasts

     Any questions? 

     Have a good weekend.  ;-)

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6 Responses to “Flirting 103: It Takes Confidence”

  1. Mushy commenting on Flirting 103: It Takes Confidence
    Mushy Says:

    OMG…be careful…those will put an eye out!

    Imagine…holding them over each ear…suppose you could hear the ocean?

  2. Barry commenting on Flirting 103: It Takes Confidence
    Barry Says:

    I’m just going to stop and stare for awhile. Don’t mind me….

    Do we know who those belong to?

  3. Mark commenting on Flirting 103: It Takes Confidence
    Mark Says:

    I have to get a new camera phone … They keep breaking.

    But school teachers still get me hot… Most of them have an unselfish mission in mind.

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  5. Mushy commenting on Flirting 103: It Takes Confidence
    Mushy Says:

    Those of us that use Bloglines still got to read your deleted post…TXT…the nerve!

  6. fracas commenting on Flirting 103: It Takes Confidence
    fracas Says:

    Mushy you crack me up.

    Mark.. I wouldn’t have expected anything less.. after all, you did tell me you were going to look at boobs all weekend.

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