Monday Melee from Jewel for 06/18/2007
June 18th, 2007 at 9:29 am by Jewel WhiteTags: cats, fracas, friends, humor, kilts, language, monday-melee, sarcasm, sex
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
Nouns. Nouns and adjectives. Nouns, adjectives and gerunds. And dangling participles. Dangling participles really piss me off. C’mon man, f*ck, dude and buddy. Don’t make me break out the thesaurus just to get my point across?
Mwahahahahahahaha! Luv me sum Zacque.
2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
Nathan Fillian, (Malcolm Reynolds, beloved Captain of Serenity) does NOT wear underwear under his kilt, and I’ll have words with anyone who disputes this self-evident fact.
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
My psycho-kitty is shedding EVERYWHERE! Couldn’t I just vacuum her coat… just once? Please? … and maybe a little tumble in the dryer?
4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
All Hail to Divalicious! Keep me rolling, Mama.
5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.
I dunno about good, but it’s honest and accurate. I am a well-spring of unsolicited advice. NE1 gotta cork?
6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
I wish for what everyone wishes for. Love, Mark to get Sex, Money, Mark to get Sex, Fun, Mark to get Sex and a RETURN of really cool prizes at the bottom the Cracker Jacks (you young’uns weren’t around yet when they were really cool prizes, like tiny cap guns and weeny whistles) And we all wish for Mark to get Sex… Zeesh
Now it’s your turn.
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June 18th, 2007 at 9:37am
One of the best MM’s I’ve read in a long time. I wish you twice as much sex as Mark–and with a better looking guy.
June 18th, 2007 at 9:47am
Aw, Dude, Man, F*ck Buddy. You’re the man! May all your wishes come true, real quick LOL
June 18th, 2007 at 9:55am
Umm … should we add “commas” to #1, or did you mean to refer to Kevin as “F*ck Buddy?”
June 18th, 2007 at 9:56am
Er, um, Freudian slip?
June 18th, 2007 at 11:27am
You give good advice, mamasita. Unfortunately, it seems we’re not around each other nearly enough anymore for me to hear it.
Hell, I make stuff up so I can get advice from you.
LOVE YA JU-JU!
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