Yes, Eddie Vedder Still Sucks
June 12th, 2007 at 3:02 pm by Mark SteelTags: eddie-vedder, english, humor, language, music, parody, pearl-jam, sarcasm, video
If I ever meet Eddie Vedder, I wanna slap him down with the corpse of Jimi Hendrix … Then beat them both to a greasy mash with a giant baseball bat bearing the word “ANNUNCIATE!” in giant block letters, written with a permanent Sharpie…
But that’s just me. *shrug*
I feel justified, having put up with him in three bands which sound exactly the same (collectively known as “Stone Pilots of the Pearl Temple Dog Jam”), and a solo carreer that’s long past its expiry date…
But, in all fairness, at least we see eye-to-eye on one thing: I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag, either.
(Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLd22ha_-VU)
Anton and I were watching the Flash-based predecessor to this final product a few weeks ago, and making some serious fun of Eddie Vedder’s lack of … English? Which is sort of ironic, I think, considering how often Anton and I put captions on cat photos…
Tip: Dame Wiggins of Lee, who finally gets it: When all else fails, laugh!
June 12th, 2007 at 3:19pm
Thanks for clearing that up for me, babe!
Makes complete sense with the visual aids!!!
June 12th, 2007 at 8:54pm
potato wave!!
(god that shit cracks me up!)
June 13th, 2007 at 3:34pm
Couldn’t be more true… Stoned Pilots of Pearl Temple Dog Jam is more like it.
June 18th, 2007 at 11:30am
Although I don’t partake of controlled substances (nor uncontrolled, past a few strong drinks), I know plenty of brilliant artists who do. For that reason, I’m inclined to think Real Stoners would write better stuff …
June 19th, 2007 at 3:28pm
[...] YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? No, never. *rolls [...]
June 24th, 2007 at 7:48pm
I somehow totally missed Eddie’s solo career!
March 24th, 2008 at 10:03pm
Wow it’s a shame that you haven’t been blessed with a sense of sound for one of the rock bands of all time! I feel sorry for your misery!
March 26th, 2008 at 9:21pm
It’s a shame that you haven’t been blessed with a sense of humor, or the ability to insert a descriptive adjective between “one of the” and “rock bands.” I feel sorry for your misery.