Well Hell, Everybody Else is Doing It…
June 11th, 2007 at 8:36 pm by Zacque
Tags: dating, drinking, english, fracas, language, love, monday-melee, sex, women
Yes, I too succumb to peer-pressure. I’ve thought about doing this since Mark started doing it. (A very trendy guy he seems to have become.) I finally have overcome the strong urge not post this at all or wait until Tuesday just to go against the grain. I now will attempt to woo you with my version, (drum roll please,) of my very own:
Monday Melee
1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.
Misuse or overuse of words: like, f*ck, dude, man, buddy and many left unmentioned. When can we go back to using the words correctly? Why must we always use euphemistic language to soften the blow? I say you may not like it but at least you can get the point across. Besides, life is just too short for that kind of crap.
*close second: OLD NEWS
2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
Beer commercials… They can’t all be the greatest beer in the world. There is only room for one beer to have the title. Unfortunately, I personally don’t think it exists… I know how I would be if I were a brewer, I’d drink it!!! This friends, this very occurrence is quite possibly, what may have happened. A perfect beer probably was created and the brewers got drunk and forgot how to do make it. To mangle a Tenacious D line, none of this is the greatest beer in the world… It is just a tribute.
3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
My pants… I can’t them on or off fast enough and they never stay up when I want them to. (I don’t want to be an ass to the entire world, nor show it to them either.)
4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
Hats off to the woman who convinced me to move to this strange city… Unfortunately, I still find it very strange and unfortunately unfamiliar. Nevertheless, I think I like it. Maybe if it were covered in chocolate or genitalia it would be more enticing. Maybe I could convince some of my friends would come and visit too…
5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.
My insatiable ability to find new ways to amuse myself… (No Mark and Diva, I already knew why God gave me two hands.
6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
Must I really? Okay… Love, Sex, Money, Carie, Steady Work, Sex, Happiness (the spelling needs to change to Happenis, because I’ve never been around anyone for long who wasn’t happy a penis was involved), Sex, Food, Love, Love that comes with food, Carie, my friends to be happy even in my abstinence (oops I meant absence…)
Thus is the conclusion of my Monday Melee. You too can join in the fun by visiting The Monday Melee page and completing the steps. Kick-start your brains on Mondays, meet other bloggers, and by George have a darn good time too.
June 11th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Can we be please to add “HIGH FIVE!” to #1? *snicker*
June 11th, 2007 at 10:21 pm
Oh Lord, where do I start, where do I start? Number one seems fairly logical. How come you still love me when I tend to say dude no less than 64 times a day? Not to mention other vulgar misuses of our fair language.
I’m sorry 🙂 I’ll work on it, promise.
B- I can’t even believe you caved to peer pressure.
I’m totally at a loss as to why you’d think I’d cast judgment on you for your self amusement 😉
Lastly, is it just me, or are all the men that are in my midst are obsessing greatly about SEX… shhheeeeeesh! *shrug* I can’t obsess… I lose my everlovin mind.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Nice to see you participating as well. Mark is dragging us all into it! 😉
June 12th, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Everyone follows Mark. C’mon, with a name like Mark Steel, how else could it possibly go?
(you’re welcome Mark .. your ego just sent me a telepathic message)
‘Course some day we’ll find out that your real name is actually Jacob Goldenstein and you’re like 4’2″ and 340. But hey, get it while ya can!
June 15th, 2007 at 3:48 pm
I have been keeping track of how many times a day I say “dude”.
I admit. Way too many. I am now making every effort to cut it to the bare minimum.
June 18th, 2007 at 5:44 am
Diva Diva Diva! So help me, if you change one syllable of your phraseology, I will pitch an extreme Dread Pirate Brat fit!
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