Asshat of the Day: Mullah Comic, errrr, Mullah Cimoc
June 11th, 2007 at 12:46 am by Mark
Tags: hoax, humor, innuendo, islam, joseph-ferrante, mullah-cimoc, tattoos, terrorism, women
I got this comment, and thought, “Hey, why not make this asshat famous? He’s almost as cool as Joseph Ferrante!”
mullah cimoc | shirin_hassan77@yahoo.com | IP: 67.166.109.28
mullah cimoc say paris hilton the good and the courage. him not run away, but go to jail. this calld the charcter.
she the beautifuyl and the natural and having so many baby in future to be good wife and mother.
but lesbian ameriki and lesbian ameriki mans hating her for natural the beauty and normal liking the boy.
ameriki so wicked and hate the woman unless she killing the baby and liking the lesbian.
in waziristan this not happen. father him not allow anyone hurting him daughter. taking the “special measure”. but ameriki so tame now. no respect for self.
in waziristan whole clan attacking this wicked judge and destroy, and also destry him entire family, to include even the second cousin. and burn with fire. and all grave of ancestor destroy and give bone for dog.
hypocrite liar ameriki say him “free” the womans but in true..ameriki woman the whore with LBT (low back tattoo) and hate husband. only free to having the abortion kill bnaby , to being slut and bad wife not cooking.
so soon all ameriki need make freedom and destroy controlling of usa by masters in tel aviv through spy in white house and pentagon.for him true and good info: stop1984now@yahoo.com
If you look around the ‘net, you’ll find all sorts of garbage like that from Mullah Comic … errr, Mullah Cimoc, rather.
Dude, yer not funny. Really. Stop it.
Besides, I still know several women with LBT’s who are pretty good cooks, although, I don’t know of any like that from where you are in Utah (which is a long way from Waziristan, Pakistan, last I checked). Regardless, when they’re not cooking, at least their husbands have something to aim at…
June 11th, 2007 at 10:33 am
I guess I don’t help the cause. I call my LBT my tramp stamp. And I find it to be completely hilarious. Just because I have a tramp stamp doesn’t mean I can’t cook, clean, procreate or anything else.
Good job on bitch-slapping this moron. He’s is a major league ass nugget and should be taken out in the backwoods of Utah (er, Pakistan) and…..
June 11th, 2007 at 8:45 pm
mullah cimoc say this woman so ashame when her children refusing to go swim in pool because so ashame of mother have the LBT (low back tattoo) be whore all know.
June 11th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
Come tell her to her face, Mullah Comic. Though you’re totally not funny, I will, at least, laugh hysterically when she stomps you into a greasy spot. 😉
Seriously, dude. Get a girlfriend, and stop pretending to be a Radical Mormon — errr, Muslim. Stop bashing women because you’re a pimply faced little dork who can’t get laid in a morgue. Maybe once you stop wanking to Seven-of-Nine on Star Trek, things’ll start to work out. 😉
June 11th, 2007 at 10:25 pm
You said wanking.
June 12th, 2007 at 12:01 am
Yeah, obviously he’ll be doing that for a long time since he can’t aim for the target.
June 18th, 2007 at 7:52 am
I’m convinced that cooking and cleaning should really be left to the professionals, but loving a man freely, unreservedly, and sufficiently ardent to provide him with a target for perfecting his aim? Aaaaah, what a country! Wank on, Cimocal Comic.
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