Lame Things I’ve Heard: Installment Numero Tres
May 24th, 2007 at 10:32 am by Diva HoweTags: estrogen, humor, sarcasm, stupidity
The names in this blog will be changed to protect the guilty, as my imagination can only run wild as I wonder to myself… WTF are those two talking about?
As heard in Catscratch Jane’s last night…
***Dude, now my breath smells like your girlfriend!***
Um. Where would I go from here? I sat there in the midst of the live “entertainment” which is ever present on Wednesday, my mind spinning, thinking to myself … EWWWW!
Do I even want to know what exactly that meant? Me thinks not.
Yup, yup. Hmm. Is this one lame, or just plain scary?
May 24th, 2007 at 1:13pm
It was in context, dammit!
May 24th, 2007 at 1:24pm
I bet it was.
May 24th, 2007 at 3:58pm
It would probably make things worse if I said, “I only gave her what Zacque wanted me to give her on her birthday. And her boyfriend didn’t seem to mind, and that’s who counts!”
I give up.
May 24th, 2007 at 4:56pm
Hahaha. Don’t give up so easy.