One Door Closes, Another One Opens

May 10th, 2007 at 3:22 am by Mark Steel
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     Isn’t that the way it always goes?

     I sat and talked with a girl for about three hours last night… She gave me a helluva ego boost when I needed it, and she’s cute as hell, too.

     Also made me realize … I gotta start taking better care of myself.

     In the immortal words of Tony Soprano:

     “Everything’s good.  What the f#&*?”

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9 Responses to “One Door Closes, Another One Opens”

  1. Tish Says:

    I’m glad this girl could make you feel good about yourself. You have lots to feel good about! You’re fun, friendly, interesting, and cute. A bit of a perv too, but hey - I won’t tell her! ;)

    I’m sure this mystery girl appreciates your wonderful compliment too!

    Have a nice day, Mark. :)

  2. Diva Says:

    Ahhh… Sooooo….

    I just gotta know. Did you meet up with the chickie you were texting back and forth with when I bailed? Huh? Huh?

    Dude, I told you that you were sporting a rather hottie look last night.
    You do take excellent care of yourself, so I’m not 100% sure what you’re talking about. I mean, you go as far as to order your cheeseburger without onion. What a guy!

    I think you’d be a catch for any girl, and I mean that.

    xoxo- Diva

  3. Mark Says:

    Well, now, I can’t have smelly breath! (Of course, there is the logical fallacy of reeking of beer over the stench of onion, but I don’t wanna think about that.)

  4. Diva Says:

    You know what’s really bad? The stench of onion, mixed with that lovely stale beer breath… and trying to cover it up with some Big Red gum.
    Mmmmm, mmmmm, mmmmm…

    See, Markie, you’ve got all those other boys beat from the gate.

  5. Mark Says:

    So all the other boys eat onions and Big Red?

  6. Tish Says:

    *LOL*

    I love onions on my cheeseburgers, but I always order them without - due purely to the fact that a miracle could happen. I could actually meet a guy. And onion breath is not cool. :)

    And I agree with Diva. You’d be a catch! ;)

  7. fracas Says:

    Mark, Mark, Mark. You pass on the onions but are willing to eat those ‘roses’?

    Keep the breath fresh. I have a feeling it’ll come in handy. I know these things. People with birthdays have special powers.

    ;-)

  8. Jason Says:

    I’ve already got a girl so… bring on the onions!

  9. LissaKay Says:

    Onions! So that’s what it is!

    No wait … I didn’t eat onions. There must be some other reason I’m the one-date wonder …. one date and I wonder where the hell he disappears to!

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