Obsessive?
May 9th, 2007 at 8:34 pm by Mark SteelTags: dating, exes, hate, letdown, life, love, women
No, I’ll tell you what obsessive is.
Obsessive is when you sleep, eat and breathe every word out of her mouth. Obsessive is when you need her like air. Obsessive is spending every moment, awake or asleep, longing for her. Obsessive is when you’d eat a plate full of her shit and swear it tasted like roses.
Love is when you realize what you’re doing and let it go.
Third time’s the charm. I am so over it.
May 9th, 2007 at 10:24pm
My girlfriend has been living in Oklahoma with her family for the last year. I go to school in Pennsylvania now. I’ve seen her four times in the last year, but we talk every night. Believe me, I know distance is hard, but in the end, if you make it, you’ll never be closer to anyone in your life.
May 9th, 2007 at 11:48pm
Roses taste bad.
Sometimes it’s best to cut your losses and pain. Been there, done that. Good luck. On a brighter note, I could set you up with Melinda. That would get you one step closer to Michelle Malkin. Melinda could handle her husband so no problem there. lol
May 10th, 2007 at 12:15am
Well yeah, obession… The only thing I can think of that is worse would be to lose her. But no worries, man. Just remember when you want need a new shirt, you aquire a new shirt; when you need a companion, talk to a pirate; when you desire love, let it realize that it needs you too. Good luck with the cold, it you coax it, it will warm up….
Hey if I’ve been there done that… doesn’t that mean I am due a t-shirt?
May 10th, 2007 at 12:16am
Sam says:
ROses taste like shit
Mark says:
Exactly.
Sam says:
So do stale relationahips
Mark says:
You’re the only one who GOT that.
Zacque says:
sometimes life hands you limes
Mark says:
Yeah, and when they do, I make a helluva good Gin & Tonic.
Zacque says:
just add tonic and Bombay Sapphire
Mark says:
*HIGH FIVE!*
Zacque says:
hig five
Pirate word for Healing …
NEXT!
May 10th, 2007 at 9:55am
Wow. That’s an incredibly well-written post.
Sorry about the girlfriend, but hey - at least you realized that it’s not worth pursuing any longer. Things can only get better from here!
Best of luck, Mark!
May 10th, 2007 at 10:36am
Hi Precious. You know I love you very much. You are one of my bestest friends and a macdaddy Pirate. If I wasn’t your friend or a Pirate, I wouldn’t have the nads to say this to you….
YOU ARE A COMPLETE PSYCHO.
Now, I say it in the lovingest of ways. Everybody else is all supportive, but I know how the game is played because, honey, I’ve played it.
I told you last night that’s why we get along so well.
You love this chick. You admit it. She has been morphed into part of your being. You say it’s over. Those are words. I looked in your eyes when you said it, dork. It ain’t over til the fat lady sings. And I don’t hear any yoooooodling yet.
You love her. She screws you over. You proclaim it’s done for reals this time!!!! She says she’s sorry and that she didn’t mean to hurt you. You accept her back because your heart aches for her. She screws you over.
You proclaim it’s done for reals this time!!!! She says she’s sorry and that she didn’t mean to hurt you. You accept her back because your heart aches for her. She screws you over.
Vicious, hateful cycle. I was the bitch in the relationship, not unprovoked, of course. But circumstances would arise, and I had to split. Breaking the cycle is tough, regardless which side of the court you’re on.
So, I’ll close with this…
1. You aren’t the only psycho out there. You can’t help what your heart gets you into. I’m a psycho too. And both of us know a handful of psychos.
2. I guess it’s the PIRATE in me that makes me say these things to you, because I’m DIVA and I don’t have nads.
xoxo-Diva