Comments on: Does Kitten Guilt Really Work? http://www.blogitude.com/2007/04/27/does-kitten-guilt-really-work/ Blogging with Attitude Thu, 20 Nov 2008 13:24:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7-beta3-9791 hourly 1 By: Frank http://www.blogitude.com/2007/04/27/does-kitten-guilt-really-work/comment-page-1/#comment-4289 Frank Mon, 30 Apr 2007 20:27:52 +0000 http://www.blogitude.com/2007/04/27/does-kitten-guilt-really-work/#comment-4289 Hey this image is my wallpaper since a few years now! :D Hey this image is my wallpaper since a few years now! :D

]]> By: Norton http://www.blogitude.com/2007/04/27/does-kitten-guilt-really-work/comment-page-1/#comment-3882 Norton Fri, 27 Apr 2007 18:18:45 +0000 http://www.blogitude.com/2007/04/27/does-kitten-guilt-really-work/#comment-3882 Even so, 9 lives won't be enough to get from 26 billion masturbation sessions down to just 5 million deaths. Assuming that kittens have not yet wasted one of their lives, we should expect about 2.8 billion deaths per year. That's still 200 times more than the number of cats born each year. If this were really true, cats would be extinct and stores like PetSmart would never have survived. Come to think of it, is that really bad? Time to google some free porn and see if the neighbor's kitten dies. Even so, 9 lives won’t be enough to get from 26 billion masturbation sessions down to just 5 million deaths.

Assuming that kittens have not yet wasted one of their lives, we should expect about 2.8 billion deaths per year. That’s still 200 times more than the number of cats born each year.

If this were really true, cats would be extinct and stores like PetSmart would never have survived. Come to think of it, is that really bad? Time to google some free porn and see if the neighbor’s kitten dies.

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