Flirting 101
January 4th, 2007 at 1:18 pm by Mark SteelTags: dating, flirting, humor, photos, pirates, women
You’re in a bar, let’s say. The guy next to you says, “Oh, man, check out that ass!”
“Go talk to her!”
“Nah, I’m shy and quiet.”
You pull out your trusty digital camera, and start snapping pics of different stuff going on, and offer to take a few of the girl. When she turns around to walk away, you snap a picture of her butt.
When you come back and sit at the table, you show him the pictures you took of her.
As she walks by, you show her. Women love to look at their own photos. She says, “Oh, nice pic, bad pic, oooooh, I hate that one…”
Then you get to the butt pic. ”Ooooh, that’s nice…”
She says, “Yeah, it is! Whose butt is that?”
“Yours,” you grin. “But I’ll bet we can do a better one than that.”
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how you get a hot young thing to climb up and lean over the bar and stare back at you seductively as you snap off a few more shots.
Any questions?
January 4th, 2007 at 1:24pm
awesome!!!!!!!!!!
January 4th, 2007 at 2:36pm
That explains why you don’t have a pic of my ass… LOL However, you are the Zen Master, Mark. LOL Bravo!
January 4th, 2007 at 2:37pm
Oh, I do have one question… How do you get a guy to lean seductively over a bar and look back at you? LOL
January 4th, 2007 at 3:36pm
God Damn Niki…. haven’t you been paying attention when I shoot pics…. just ask…. a guy will do anything you want… wanna see the crotch shots I got?
January 4th, 2007 at 5:50pm
LMAO. Hijacking the booty, I guess you’re a pirate after all.
January 5th, 2007 at 4:52am
A little liquor doesn’t hurt either
January 5th, 2007 at 8:32am
Yeah, well, that’s true. But the boob shots were confiscated. *snicker*
January 6th, 2007 at 4:29pm
So sad… maybe next time. Go Mark Go! Rah rah rah! BTW Niki, I still have our Duckhead button hehehehe.
January 11th, 2007 at 10:09am
Well, well, well… I’ll be watching our for cameras aiming at my boobs and butt now.. you people are insane… hahahahahha… BTW, Robyn finally got a boob shot before Christmas when she realized she hadn’t previously violated me LOL.
January 12th, 2007 at 5:15am
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January 14th, 2007 at 9:02pm
What do you mean, Diva? I know Robyn has violated you plenty! lol
January 23rd, 2007 at 2:43pm
Hahaha… I like it when Robyn violates me!!! She has such a sophisticated way of making it not seem so dirty to be groped and molested in front of God, the Pirates and every other person in attendance to observe the spectacle……..
I’ll stick to it… I’m a good girl… I can’t help it that folks tend to try to violate the pristine few….. ROFLMAO
January 23rd, 2007 at 2:45pm
BTW… here’s violation at its finest….hahahahaha
January 23rd, 2007 at 2:46pm
January 23rd, 2007 at 2:46pm
I super suck… can’t get the pic of the mass violation of Diva to load on….
June 2nd, 2007 at 12:52pm
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July 23rd, 2007 at 8:35pm
wooow !! i love that position easy to make you feel rico suave !!!!!!!!!!